Moth Appreciation Club Gifts

"You two seem oddly suited."

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

The wool club for mammoths.

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

The Habits of the Night Moth

"I think the lines down!"

Nebraska Fans

'Shall I be moth?'

Why moths should not drive at night.

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Priorities.

Supermoth

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

'Oh, for cryin' out loud! Helen, I've gotta go, Harold is attacking the lamp again.'

'I think I'm a moth.'

"I'm surprised you checked this out, Gracie."

'Head towards the light, Dear.'

'Why don't moths eat sheep?'

'Yes, I know Death comes in many guises, I just don't think it's appropriate.'

"Hey buddy, got a light?"