Moth Aficionado Gifts

'I should never have let the moth try steering.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Oh, for cryin' out loud! Helen, I've gotta go, Harold is attacking the lamp again.'

'We only serve original recipes - made out of the finest whole cloth.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Mammoth Posing

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'Another Scotch?'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Munster Island.

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

Republican Mutant Mammoth

Philip of Mastodon

'Full moon again Doctor.'

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

The wool club for mammoths.