Moth Aficionado Gifts

'I should never have let the moth try steering.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Oh, for cryin' out loud! Helen, I've gotta go, Harold is attacking the lamp again.'

'We only serve original recipes - made out of the finest whole cloth.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Mammoth Posing

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"You know I hate birthdays!"

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'Another Scotch?'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Med School Mascots.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

The wool club for mammoths.

Philip of Mastodon

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

You have to hunt a different one

Munster Island.

'Full moon again Doctor.'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.