Moth Appreciation Club Mugs

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

The wool club for mammoths.

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"I think the lines down!"

'Shall I be moth?'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

The Habits of the Night Moth

Nebraska Fans

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Why moths should not drive at night.

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

Supermoth

Priorities.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Lepidopterist Heaven

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

'I think I'm a moth.'

'Why don't moths eat sheep?'

"I'm surprised you checked this out, Gracie."

'Oh, for cryin' out loud! Helen, I've gotta go, Harold is attacking the lamp again.'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'Head towards the light, Dear.'