Moth Advocate Mugs

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

Wolf Reintroduction.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Get Your Shot

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Yesh Atid

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

"My granddaughter wants me to stop blowing the tops off mountains."

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

The Habits of the Night Moth

"We should have more physics in the biology and chemistry curricula."

'Shall I be moth?'

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

Why moths should not drive at night.

Lepidopterist Heaven

The Recovery

'Praying to Richard Dawkins is futile, my son.'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Supermoth

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Honey, they just can't resist it."