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"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Wolf Reintroduction.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Get Your Shot

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

Yesh Atid

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

"My granddaughter wants me to stop blowing the tops off mountains."

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"We should have more physics in the biology and chemistry curricula."

The Habits of the Night Moth

'Shall I be moth?'

Why moths should not drive at night.

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

Priorities.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"