Moth Sympathizer T-Shirts

"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"The government doesn't understand me."

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

Butterflies and moths

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

'Shall I be moth?'

The Habits of the Night Moth

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

Why moths should not drive at night.

Priorities.

"Stop trying to change me!!"

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

"Honey, they just can't resist it."