Moth Sympathizer Prints

"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

"The government doesn't understand me."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Butterflies and moths

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'Shall I be moth?'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

The Habits of the Night Moth

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

A dog getting neutered.

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

Why moths should not drive at night.

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Honey, they just can't resist it."