Wolf Sympathizer Prints

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Wolf Reintroduction.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"The government doesn't understand me."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"Nooo. Not my legs."

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"It's just not the same."

It

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'