Wolf Sympathizer Prints

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Wolf Reintroduction.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"The government doesn't understand me."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"Nooo. Not my legs."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'