Whale Sympathizer Prints

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Free Radicals.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Whale Romance

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"They migrate here each summer."

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Moby Dickwad

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"