Wolf Lover Prints

Romulus and Remus - "I still think it's a hell of a way to treat our mother."

"I'll have the vegan."

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

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E-Baying @ The Moon

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

St Louis Wolves.

'We're OK now thanks: Ralph is not an Alpha Male anymore, he has more time for me and the family...'

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

"You're kidding me right?! Is that really how we're supposed to mark our territory? That's a dad-joke right?"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Deforestation.

The Fourth Little Pig

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Author's Bio-diversity.

Jungle Stores.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Mother Duck.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'