Ant Sympathizer T-Shirts

"Life at the ant farm was horrible! All the walls were see-through: no privacy!"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

"The government doesn't understand me."

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

Ant Drones

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"Relax, Tami. It's the honor system."

'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

Army ant camp followers!

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

“I've come to believe that I'm powerless over tennis balls.”

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"Stop trying to change me!!"

"Bloody satellites..!"

'Flamin' tourists...'

and WHAT is this thing stuck in my back garden..?

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

"I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out..."

I can never remember which one is my house.

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."