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"The government doesn't understand me."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'Here kitty...here kitty...'

They killed the monster!

"Stop trying to change me!!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Regular or decapitated?'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Born of the Dead

"So much for that vintage!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Vampire Bat

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Made with 100% recycled material.

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.