Monster Sympathizer Gifts

"The government doesn't understand me."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'Here kitty...here kitty...'

They killed the monster!

"Stop trying to change me!!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Regular or decapitated?'

"So much for that vintage!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"I feel all tingly."

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Born of the Dead

Vampire Bat

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Made with 100% recycled material.

mr godzilla you need anger management