Surreal Sympathizer Gifts

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

Convenience.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"I can't WAIT to see it."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

A dream of consequence

allovertheplace.com

Ink Eraser

Rodins rotten juggler

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

"The government doesn't understand me."

It's from his Swiss period

Fun at the Fair.

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

Pet Foods

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'Gone Crazy'

Greek Vase

'Going down?'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

The Dali Llama.

Rainy Day, Boredom

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Sitting down

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

'...and in my opinion the whole world's gone barmy.'