Storyteller Sympathizer Gifts

"What makes him a wine snob? He's been talking about the cork for 45 minutes and he thinks we're still listening."

"Yes, it is a very compelling and tragic story. But, I still don't think it's worth 50p."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Feel free to take notes."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Reading

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Baby Bear.

Gag - a graphic novel

Mephistopheles

Young Stephen King

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

The new boy was teased for being different.

Purple Fairy

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

Snow white and the aliens.

My Prince.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

J.B. Priestley.