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"What makes him a wine snob? He's been talking about the cork for 45 minutes and he thinks we're still listening."

"Yes, it is a very compelling and tragic story. But, I still don't think it's worth 50p."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Feel free to take notes."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Reading

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Baby Bear.

Mephistopheles

Gag - a graphic novel

Young Stephen King

The new boy was teased for being different.

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Purple Fairy

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

My Prince.

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

"I maried an author so I guess you could say I met Mr. Write."

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"It's baaaack!"