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'Red Hawk had heard of the squaw called rapunzel and had dreamed of owning her scalp'

"What do you mean 'I'm not the father?!'"

"I was a big fan before you started making all that money."

'What do you mean this isn't covered by my house insurance?'

'His is a sad story.'

Michael Moorcock

"That's right and you should have seen what they took out of his stomach once they got him to hospital - That big it was!"

V S Naipaul

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Jacques et Jille

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

"Come in, minion."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Little Nell as comforter

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

'And there is where you put the batteries.'

"... and your great great grand father lost the race but the it was discovered the tortoise was on stéroids."

The three Musketeers give a PowerPoint.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."