Ant Sympathizer Gifts

"Life at the ant farm was horrible! All the walls were see-through: no privacy!"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

"The government doesn't understand me."

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Ant Drones

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"Relax, Tami. It's the honor system."

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

Army ant camp followers!

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

'Flamin' tourists...'

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

“I've come to believe that I'm powerless over tennis balls.”

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"Stop trying to change me!!"

and WHAT is this thing stuck in my back garden..?

"Bloody satellites..!"

"I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out..."

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"