Insect Sympathizer Gifts

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

The prying mantis,

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"She's a natural!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"The government doesn't understand me."

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"Nooo. Not my legs."

"You drop yours first."

Russian Snail

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'