Insect Sympathizer Pillows

The prying mantis,

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"She's a natural!"

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"The government doesn't understand me."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'

"What pheromone are you using?"

Russian Snail

"Nooo. Not my legs."

"You drop yours first."

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'