Pest Sympathizer Pillows

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"Who wants to talk to Santa? Anyone? Hello?"

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Man to complaints clerk: 'My dog just died and I think my wife's cheating on me.'

Sorry to hear about your accident.

'Spinning the web is the fun part, after that, it's just waiting and waiting for a catch...'

Cat Attitude

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

"Life at the ant farm was horrible! All the walls were see-through: no privacy!"

Innocent Civilians

Fish - Catch and Release Stress