Pest Paranoia Pillows

"It's a 'fly on the wall' snuff movie."

'I found the termites!'

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Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

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Rest distracted by moles.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

"I think we have carpenter ants."

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

Ask me about my litter!

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

'It's gotta be a trap.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

"Some day son, all this will be yours!"

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'