Pest Adversary Pillows

Rest distracted by moles.

'I found the termites!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Cover story: Plant World.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

"I think we have carpenter ants."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

Ask me about my litter!

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Grub-skewer sandals.