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Rest distracted by moles.

'I found the termites!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Cover story: Plant World.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

Ask me about my litter!

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'