Pest Avenger T-Shirts

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

Dog swatting fly with ears.

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

Man using to much bug spray

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Rest distracted by moles.

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'Drop him again, Louie.'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Grub-skewer sandals.

Farmer fighting off snail

Deer are ruining your garden. I can't stand hurting them. You don't mind bashing squirrels, smashing slugs or trapping groundhogs. But deer are sooo adorable. Oh, great. Survival of the cutest.

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

"I think you're going to need a bigger trap, dear!"

'Assuming the cockroach I need to kill weighs 180 pounds, how much of this pesticide would I need?'

An angry gang of Raccoons have finally found the person with their former tail and butt fur.

'Got it!'

'I'm going in.'

'There's a little left in the garden. Do you have a bunny bag?'

'OK, give him a shove.'

'Steve hates getting ticks.'

"I was going to take care of my pest problem myself, but I though this would be a good job for a professional."

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...