Wildlife Avenger T-Shirts

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

An angry gang of Raccoons have finally found the person with their former tail and butt fur.

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Giraffe Umbrella

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Man using to much bug spray

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"I love this time of day."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"The unlucky lemming"

Koala

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Marco ..."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Giraffe Selfie

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."