Wildlife Daredevil T-Shirts

"It's a bit awkward at the moment, can I ring you back?"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Monkey-artist

"Smokey The Tree"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

YOLO vs YODO

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Save the unicorn.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Touché"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Climate Change

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'