Wildlife Daredevil Gifts

"It's a bit awkward at the moment, can I ring you back?"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Smokey The Tree"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Monkey-artist

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Touché"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Save the unicorn.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Climate Change

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."