Wildlife Rebel Gifts

Gorilla in a zoo wears a t-shirt stating: Born To Be Wild.

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Smokey The Tree"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Monkey-artist

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Save the unicorn.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Touché"

Climate Change

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

The Destruction of the Environment

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Save the river.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

"He's not on the critical list, but he's on the Endangered Species list."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Endangered Species.