Nature's Rebel Gifts

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

'I love rock festivals!'

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

A Tree Fights Back

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

House Plant Party

Hottest temperatures on record.

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

'You'll have to cut down on the gardening...it's a nasty case of Green flies.'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

Lawn & Garden Supply. Sod. They're arguing over the last piece of sod we have in stock. I hate these turf battles.

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

IUCN Pronouns

"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."

A tree's revenge.

Oil Spill Clean up.

Arrogant OAP.

Monsanto

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

"But this is the way we've always done it."

Some Politician's. . . Global Warming Figures

Deforestation.

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

'You didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?'

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

A man hunting in gale of wind

'I'm sorry you got disqualified from the marathon dear.' 'That's OK. I just wish they clearly stated the rules to you before you entered...that way nobody ends up making a fool of themselves.'