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So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

Rest distracted by moles.

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"I think you're going to need a bigger trap, dear!"

'Caution - this bug makes wide turns.'

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

'Assuming the cockroach I need to kill weighs 180 pounds, how much of this pesticide would I need?'

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

Farmer fighting off snail

'Got it!'

'I'm going in.'

Commands Respect

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

'There's a little left in the garden. Do you have a bunny bag?'

The stickmen face a horrible choice.

Survivors of Near-Flu Experiences

Dog swatting fly with ears.

"I was going to take care of my pest problem myself, but I though this would be a good job for a professional."

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"