Pest Conquerors Gifts

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Rest distracted by moles.

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Grub-skewer sandals.

'Got it!'

Deer are ruining your garden. I can't stand hurting them. You don't mind bashing squirrels, smashing slugs or trapping groundhogs. But deer are sooo adorable. Oh, great. Survival of the cutest.

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

"I think you're going to need a bigger trap, dear!"

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

'Caution - this bug makes wide turns.'

'Assuming the cockroach I need to kill weighs 180 pounds, how much of this pesticide would I need?'

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

'I'm going in.'

Farmer fighting off snail

Commands Respect

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

'There's a little left in the garden. Do you have a bunny bag?'

The stickmen face a horrible choice.

Survivors of Near-Flu Experiences

Dog swatting fly with ears.

"I was going to take care of my pest problem myself, but I though this would be a good job for a professional."