Pest Paranoia Prints

"It's a 'fly on the wall' snuff movie."

'I found the termites!'

No Immediate Danger

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

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'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

Rest distracted by moles.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

Ask me about my litter!

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

"Some day son, all this will be yours!"

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'