Pest Strategist Prints

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"I guess we should use kosher cheese."

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'Hello? Animal control?'

"We have a termite problem."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

Cheese robot-squad.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

Garden Pest Solutions

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

Pubic transport

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

"It could never work between us."