Pest Strategist T-Shirts

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"I guess we should use kosher cheese."

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'Hello? Animal control?'

"We have a termite problem."

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Cheese robot-squad.

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

Garden Pest Solutions

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

"It could never work between us."

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."