Pest Dilemma Analyst T-Shirts

"At least we no longer have that giant fly problem."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I found the termites!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"That pigeon's at it again."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

The social isolation of the entomologist...

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

Cheese robot-squad.

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

Ask me about my litter!

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

Garden Pest Solutions

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

'Tell him we just want rid of the rabbits, we don't need a puppet show thank you very much.'

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'

'Caution - this bug makes wide turns.'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'