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'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"He just said his first word!"

Bees v Wasps

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

The Return of the Germ

'One day this will all be yours.'

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

"I hate when this happens."

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

The crown

Covid Masks

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

Lunar Eclipse

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

Garden Pest Solutions

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"I picked this up from the humans. . . two metre gap. . . gives us a much wider spread."

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

"Haha! Finally safe!"

"Let's haunt the medics who falsified our death certificates"

". . . and how much confidence do you have in Mr. Johnson?"

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

I see the Covid moon a-rising