Pest Problem Pundit T-Shirts

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'Not a problem. Our industry is self-regulated. In fact, I'm scheduled to jump off the roof right after this meeting.'

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

'They are worried about the economy.'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

Mouse on Stilts

Clancy: Thick Flies

Pest control.

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

"You've got humans."

A Better Mouth-Tap

Wasp being sprayed.

Pink Snail

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

Farmer's Market

'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

"I hope we live happily in every rafter."

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