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'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

There was a nasty bug going around.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

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"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'