Pest Problem Chuckles T-Shirts

"Houston, we have a problem."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

Pest control.

'No, Ma'am, nothin' dead under there... just a nest of adolescent lawyers.'

Clancy: Thick Flies

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

Mouse on Stilts

Acme Pest Control

Farmer's Market

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

Pink Snail

Old fly...retirement home.

A Better Mouth-Tap

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

Mouse reaper...

"Mind if we go to your house? I just got sued by some silverfish who find my flat too dirty to live in..."

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

"I hope we live happily in every rafter."

The wasps revenge.