Pest Problem Chuckles Pillows

I think we have mice.

"Houston, we have a problem."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

Hey! Built-ins! Carpenter Ants: Best-Case Scenario.

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

Mouse on Stilts

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

'No, Ma'am, nothin' dead under there... just a nest of adolescent lawyers.'

Clancy: Thick Flies

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

Pest control.

Acme Pest Control

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

Pink Snail

Farmer's Market

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

Old fly...retirement home.

A Better Mouth-Tap

'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'

"Mind if we go to your house? I just got sued by some silverfish who find my flat too dirty to live in..."

"I hope we live happily in every rafter."

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

The wasps revenge.

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."