Pest Problem Ponderers Pillows

Zeb's Exterminators. Let me get this straight -- You want me to get rid of all but two of the termites?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"He just said his first word!"

Bees v Wasps

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

The Return of the Germ

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

'One day this will all be yours.'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

"I hate when this happens."

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

The crown

Covid Masks

Lunar Eclipse

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

The social isolation of the entomologist...

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

"I picked this up from the humans. . . two metre gap. . . gives us a much wider spread."

Coronavirus

". . . and how much confidence do you have in Mr. Johnson?"

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

I see the Covid moon a-rising

Garden Pest Solutions

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'