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'...then Noah, who was obviously not a gardener, took two aphids, two cutworms, and two Japanese beetles.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Get out of my face!"

Bees v Wasps

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Tuesday, 2022

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

The Procrastinator

Snail trap

Human meat.

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Walking on Water

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

Organic Salad

"Well, I admire your resilience."

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

Rose colored glasses.

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

Cheese robot-squad.

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."