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Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

I'd take down those chemical signs if you want to sell your house. I need them to keep people off the treated grass. They'll figure it out.

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'Whatever you do, don't get it on your skin!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Get out of my face!"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

Bees v Wasps

Tuesday, 2022

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Zika Epidemic

Human meat.

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

The Procrastinator

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Walking on Water

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

A bee and a flower are in bed.

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

Fin (The end).

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."