Pesticide Ponderer T-Shirts

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'Whatever you do, don't get it on your skin!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Get out of my face!"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

Bees v Wasps

Tuesday, 2022

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

Human meat.

Zika Epidemic

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Walking on Water

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

Fin (The end).

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"We need a product that works like aspirin, but is a lot more expensive to buy."