Pathogen Ponderer T-Shirts

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Deaths from Coronavirus

The Cougher

Disease Management

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

The new normal

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

Booster shots

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Water is discovered on the moon....

SAGE mentality

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Covid Variants

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

2020 Swiss barmy knife

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

EU Vaccine approval

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Coronavirus Windmills

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."