Pandemic Ponderer T-Shirts

Chill, dude – it's just toys. It's not like you're delivering a vaccine or anything.

"Until now, I never understood why you got so excited when someone walked past the house."

The New Normal

"I'd give him like a 4 for looks, but his Covid precautions are a solid 9."

"Wait – how many seasons is this?"

Hand sanitizer

The Cougher

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'

"I'm sorry, Dr. Etheridge is an epidemiologist, not a general practitioners. But maybe if you get a group together, he would see you."

'What do you mean they all have swine flu?'

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Statue of liberty cautious of catching any illness.

Are you talking about the new normal of an hour, or is there a new, new normal right now?"

Theater masks wearing face masks

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Enough about the pandemic, just tell me about your mother...."

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

"Are we there yet?"

"Self isolation. What's the big deal."

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'Someday, just for a change, why can't we send American Flu to Asia?'

"Did I miss something?"

"This is my new normal."

Normal scale

Lemmings with mask panicking jumping off COVID-19 cliff

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

"How's this for a scary costume? No mask!"

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Mt. Rushmore with facemasks

"Third floor - going up?"

School uniform shop

The 11th Commandment

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."