Chill, dude – it's just toys. It's not like you're delivering a vaccine or anything.
Pandemic Ponderer Gifts
Searching for a gift for a pandemic ponderer? Our collection features humorous and clever products that capture their love for pondering life's big questions during those long, contemplative moments. Whether they’re always lost in thought or just enjoy a good laugh about quarantine musings, you'll find something to make their day. From amusing mugs to inspiring prints, these items are designed to celebrate their unique creative nature and reflective personality.
"Until now, I never understood why you got so excited when someone walked past the house."
The New Normal
"I'd give him like a 4 for looks, but his Covid precautions are a solid 9."
"Wait – how many seasons is this?"
Hand sanitizer
The Cougher
'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'
'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'
"I'm sorry, Dr. Etheridge is an epidemiologist, not a general practitioners. But maybe if you get a group together, he would see you."
'What do you mean they all have swine flu?'
Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.
'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'
Statue of liberty cautious of catching any illness.
Are you talking about the new normal of an hour, or is there a new, new normal right now?"
Theater masks wearing face masks
'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'
"Enough about the pandemic, just tell me about your mother...."
"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"
"Are we there yet?"
"Self isolation. What's the big deal."
"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."
'Someday, just for a change, why can't we send American Flu to Asia?'
"Did I miss something?"
"This is my new normal."
Normal scale
Lemmings with mask panicking jumping off COVID-19 cliff
"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"
"How's this for a scary costume? No mask!"
Sisyphus and coronavirus
Mt. Rushmore with facemasks
"Third floor - going up?"
School uniform shop
The 11th Commandment
"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."
Pandemic Ponderer Gifts Collection
Pandemic Ponderer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for pandemic ponderers—perfect for thinking, sipping, and smiling through their day.
Pandemic Ponderer Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to complement their space—a cozy, witty design that speaks to their love of pondering.
Pandemic Ponderer Prints
Browse inspiring and humorous prints that capture the essence of pandemic pondering—great for decorating their thoughtful corners.
Pandemic Ponderer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that humorously or thoughtfully celebrate your pandemic ponderer’s creative side with clever designs.