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'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

'It's a beautiful home with the exception of a little radon gas."

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

'It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sufuric acid mist.'

No smoking

"Typical! We've got this place to ourselves just because people are too lazy to climb a few stairs!"

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

'The devil with the food chain. I like mercury.'

"It's not the heat or humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

Beaches by a power station

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

"Pollution."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

"Ahhhh! It's great to be back in the city and to breath it's early morning ninety eight per cent carbon monoxide air."

Slight Warning: What-used-to-be-toxic-but-are-now-merely annoying substances.

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

Felicity wishes upon the smog.

'If it ain't sewage or medical waste, it's lawyers...'

"I ca't read the Air Quality Index - how bad do you think it is?"

'Ahhh! You can just feel your pores opening up!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"We must have had an order."

'Have you noticed that Harry has a twitch and is as mad as a haddock? Do you suppose it's mercury poisoning?'

Think - But not too much.

Tuesday, 2022

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'