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How life on Earth really got its start.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Motorcyclist smoking inside helmet

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!

Humans...What is their purpose?

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

The Price of Freedom

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

Tuesday, 2022

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

George Orwell

Surgical Self-Service

'One day this will all be yours.'

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

Formula.

Methane Emissions

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Trumped

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"An equation for your thoughts?"