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Eating PCB is all right, but mercury has more charisma.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

COP26

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Biofuel - a solution or...?